May 23, 2025
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May 24, 2025
Alex Castagne
Alex Castagne is a standup comedian based out of New York City. Alex has been doing standup since the age of 18, and since then had performed in comedy clubs such as the DC improv, Richmond Funny Bone (where he is a 3x winner of Clash of the Comics), Levity Live, the Charlotte Comedy Zone, and more. Alex has worked with nationally touring headliners like Mark Normand, Sam Morril, Michael Rapaport, and a guy who had a puppet. Alex’s epic sense of humor and non threatening body puts audiences at ease and makes for a great night out.

May 30, 2025
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May 31, 2025
Andy Haynes
Andy Haynes is a standup and writer based in New York City.
He has appeared on Late Nite with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, HBO, and more.
His Don't Tell Comedy Set has over a million views. He has performed at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, as well as at SXSW, Moontower, New York Comedy Festival and SF Sketchfest. He's a regular at the Comedy Cellar in New York and the Comedy Store in Los Angeles.

Jun 11, 2025
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Jun 12, 2025
Geoffrey Asmus
Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 in college.
Soon after Geoffrey was selected as a ‘New Face’ performer at Just For Laughs Montreal and featured on FOX’s ‘Laughs’ and Kevin Hart’s LOL Network.
Geoffrey is a regular at the world famous Comedy Cellar and has opened for Sam Morril, Mark Normand, Dan Soder, Daniel Sloss, Dave Attell and Ari Shaffir among others.
In 2021 Geoffrey released his first album “Prodigal Little Bitch” through 800lb Gorilla Records. The album went to #1 on iTunes and is played nationwide on SiriusXM radio.
Geoffrey also co-hosts the "You’re An Idiot” podcast which is the only funny podcast and is better than the Joe Rogan Experience.

Jun 13, 2025
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Jun 14, 2025
Ray Lau
Ray Lau is a Cantonese American standup comedian. His style has been praised by audiences for being unique, relatable, lighthearted, and playful. Ray’s most viral joke is about the “Chipotle Bean Scheme” and has been seen millions of times online. He has recently recorded a secret set for Don't Tell Comedy. You can often see him performing live across Southern California on the stages of Don’t Tell Comedy, The Hollywood Improv, and many more

Jun 20, 2025
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Jun 21, 2025
Liz Glazer
With recent sets on Don't Tell Comedy and Nateland's The Showcase, Liz Glazer is finally a "successful comedian" according to ChatGPT and her mother. A former tenured law professor and current rabbi's wife and new mom, Liz has been doing comedy for over a decade and has won the Boston Comedy Festival and the Ladies of Laughter Festival, as well as a contest where you submitted a tape and the prize was meeting an alleged industry person for an hour long Zoom. Liz tours locally and internationally, and performs most nights in New York City at New York Comedy Club, Gotham Comedy Club, and other shows around town.

Jun 27, 2025
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Jun 28, 2025
J.P. McDade
J.P. has toured as a recurring feature act with Stavros Halkias, Sam Morril, and Rachel Feinstein. In 2023 he recorded his debut hour special “In Brooklyn,” which premiered on Stavros Halkias’s YouTube channel July 17th 2024.
As a writer, J.P. worked on the 2025 Golden Globes, season 3 of Comedy Knockout, Sports Illustrated’s Sportsperson of the Year Awards, and as a contributing writer for the Comedy Central Roast of Alec Baldwin and the Netflix Roast of Tom Brady.
In 2016 J.P. performed on New Faces: Unrepped at the Just For Laughs festival in Montreal. He was named a finalist in New York’s Funniest 2017 and made his television debut that same year on Comedy Central’s Roast Battle II. McDade has also appeared on truTV’s Comedy Knockout and Comedy Central’s This Week at the Comedy Cellar.

Jul 18, 2025
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Jul 19, 2025
BK Sharad
BK Sharad is an up-and-coming comedian from the mean streets of Boulder, Colorado. You of course know him from his work as Jay Chandrasekhar’s body double in an as-of-yet unaired TV Pilot, but he is also making a name for himself in standup. His positive outlook shines through his jokes about the world and his experiences in it as a former emo, hockey playing, first generation, Indian millennial. He's performed in Laughing Skull Comedy Festival, the 10,000 Laughs Festival, and he has a taping out with Don't Tell Comedy.

Dec 31, 2025
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Dec 31, 2025
New Year's Goofs
Ring in 2026 with an absolute banger. The only New Year's Eve Event in New England that has a $4 drink.
After the 10pm show, the bar will be open until 2am, and we'll turn the venue room into a dance floor with a DJ.
These shows always sell out early, so we recommend getting your tickets in advance.

