Alvin Kuai is a comedian based in New York City, where he is a regular at The Comedy Cellar and The Stand. He was featured in the 2019 New York Comedy Festival and was also a finalist in the 2019 Devil Cup Festival. He has over 100k+ followers on TikTok and currently travels the country headlining various comedy venues (including ours).

Seen on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Portlandia, and all over TikTok and Instagram, Alex Falcone is a hilarious comedian, winner of Portland's Funniest Person (Portland, Oregon) and he's just really fucking funny okay we're excited to have him here.

Hannah is a stand up comedian based in Denver, Colorado. After being homeschooled in a conservative, religious co-op, her irreverent takes on sex, dating, and gender politics are as original as they are deeply uncomfortable for her mother to hear.

Nick Viagas is a comedian like no other. He's hilarious, irreverent, and brilliant. He was a finalist in the New York Comedy Festival, is a regular at The Stand, and tours the country performing with Mike Recine. He's one of our favorite headliners, and you'll see why.

Daniel Simonsen is originally from the streets of Bergen, Norway. He's performed on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Comedy Central, and is a regular at the world-famous Comedy Cellar

Sureni Weerasekera is a Sri Lankan-born, San Diego-raised, & New York-based stand-up comedian, actor, and writer. She is known for her lighthearted, conversational banter to her ruthless, dark jabs.

She has performed at San Francisco Sketchfest, Desi Comedy Festival, Oakland Comedy Festival, San Francisco Pride Festival and recently headlined New York Comedy Festival. Sureni is a paid regular at San Francisco Punchline Comedy Club, Cobb’s Comedy Club, Sacramento Punchline Comedy Club, Alameda Comedy Club, and more. She recently opened for Hari Kondabolu, Irene Tu, Lucas Zelnick, and Ashley Gavin. She has worked with Amazon Prime, META, and HBO. Sureni was recently featured on Don’t Tell Comedy. She just completed the 2023-2024 Hot & Funny Tour alongside Sydney Stigerts, a DIY national tour geared towards queer audiences. She’s a regular in with college circuit with KP Comedy. In 2024, she was selected for Netflix’s “Introducing…” Series for the Netflix is a Joke Festival.

Mike Recine is probably one of the most respected comedians in all of New York City, possibly the world. You might have seen him on Conan, if you watched Conan in 2014 and 2016.

Mike also has a half hour special on Comedy Central. Some of his credits include Showtime's Flatbush Misdemeanors and Pause with Sam Jay on HBO.

Mike has a lot of famous friends including Shane Gillis, Michael Che, Colin Jost, Tim Dillon, Ilana Glazer, Michelle Wolf, Ramy Youssef, Dan Soder and Nick Mullen, to name a few, and he will happily share their personal information with you if you buy a ticket.

Tommy Brennan is a regular at the world famous Comedy Cellar in New York City and is a nationally touring headlining comic. After getting his start in Chicago, Tommy started touring with acts like Taylor Tomlinson, Kelsey Cook, and the late great Louie Anderson.

Tommy was selected as a "New Face" at the world-renowned Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal, was selected as a Comic to Watch at the New York Comedy Festival, and has been featured on Comedy Central and Don't Tell Comedy.

Alex Castagne is a standup comedian based out of New York City. Alex has been doing standup since the age of 18, and since then had performed in comedy clubs such as the DC improv, Richmond Funny Bone (where he is a 3x winner of Clash of the Comics), Levity Live, the Charlotte Comedy Zone, and more. Alex has worked with nationally touring headliners like Mark Normand, Sam Morril, Michael Rapaport, and a guy who had a puppet. Alex’s epic sense of humor and non threatening body puts audiences at ease and makes for a great night out.

Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 in college.

Soon after Geoffrey was selected as a ‘New Face’ performer at Just For Laughs Montreal and featured on FOX’s ‘Laughs’ and Kevin Hart’s LOL Network.

Geoffrey is a regular at the world famous Comedy Cellar and has opened for Sam Morril, Mark Normand, Dan Soder, Daniel Sloss, Dave Attell and Ari Shaffir among others.

In 2021 Geoffrey released his first album “Prodigal Little Bitch” through 800lb Gorilla Records. The album went to #1 on iTunes and is played nationwide on SiriusXM radio.

Geoffrey also co-hosts the "You’re An Idiot” podcast which is the only funny podcast and is better than the Joe Rogan Experience.

Ray Lau is a Cantonese American standup comedian. His style has been praised by audiences for being unique, relatable, lighthearted, and playful. Ray’s most viral joke is about the “Chipotle Bean Scheme” and has been seen millions of times online. He has recently recorded a secret set for Don't Tell Comedy. You can often see him performing live across Southern California on the stages of Don’t Tell Comedy, The Hollywood Improv, and many more

A regular at New York's Comedy Cellar, Sean Patton is currently a main cast member of FX's The English Teacher. He's been seen on Conan, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and Inside Amy Schumer. Dude's fucking funny, and we're lucky to have him.

Ring in 2026 with an absolute banger. The only New Year's Eve Event in New England that has a $4 drink.

After the 10pm show, the bar will be open until 2am, and we'll turn the venue room into a dance floor with a DJ.

These shows always sell out early, so we recommend getting your tickets in advance.