The kind of comic you'd have a wild late-night conversation with, Carmen's darkly frolicsome humor leaves no topic off-limits. Carmen is a formerly shy Vermont collegiate hall of fame athlete who moved to New York City a decade ago to pursue stand-up comedy full time. Her debut special "Sweet Batch" (2024) has over a quarter-million views on YouTube, and spins on SiriusXM radio and all other audio platforms. You may have seen her on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2018), from her viral Don't Tell Comedy set (2023), Cracked Comedy (2024), or headlining clubs and festivals across the country. She has featured for Hari Kondabolu, Sam Morrill, Jeff Arcuri, and Dan Soder.

Ever wanted an SNL-style Holiday Sketch Comedy show at Goofs? You're in luck, because we're having one. Who are the friends? Maybe Santa, I don't know. The words "and friends" is baked into this dynamic page on our website and it would break too many things to get rid of it so now this page is called Miracle on Goofs Street and Friends.

Nico Cattaneo is a New York City based stand up comedian known mainly for his appearance on Ukrainian TV as Uni the Unicorn. He’s done lots of other cool stuff too but that’s the only one he wants to brag about.

Dan Toomey is a comedian, and the host of Good Work on Youtube.

Alec Flynn has a Don't Tell Special and hosts the Big Al's Grill ASMR Podcast.

See an incredible show with a lineup so good, we aren't allowed to advertise it.

Ring in 2026 with an absolute banger. The only New Year's Eve Event in New England that has a $4 drink.

After the 10pm show, the bar will be open until 2am, and we'll turn the venue room into a dance floor with a DJ.

These shows always sell out early, so we recommend getting your tickets in advance.

Chris Higgins is a Colorado native and a nationally touring stand-up comedian. His viral stand-up clips have amassed millions of views, and he’s starting to sell out stops across the country. He was recently asked to perform at the prestigious 2024 Netflix is a Joke Comedy Festival in Hollywood and the 2024 New York Comedy Festival in NYC. He’s been featured on Bob & Tom, ViceTV, Don’t Tell Comedy, and recently released a debut mini-special called “Mind Wizard” for free on YouTube.

Josh Ocean Thomas is a Tunisian-American stand-up comedian known for his energetic stage presence, quick wit, and larger-than-life physicality. From stories about his mother to tales of past relationships and his mixed cultural background, Josh brings vibrant, relatable humor to the stage.

Weighing in at 160 pounds and standing just shy of six feet tall (okay, 5’11”), Josh can be seen performing at comedy clubs and touring theaters across the country with comedians like Tim Dillon, Morgan Jay, & more

Jamie Wolf is a former opiate user with a penchant for tackling dark and taboo subjects with tight writing and a dynamic stage presence that not only makes it work, but makes it kill. He is a regular at the Comedy Cellar in NYC and Dave Attell once told him "Funny stuff, Josh" after a set there. In November 2024 he won the NY’s Funniest competition at the NY Comedy Festival. Additionally, Jamie was named a “Comic to Watch” at the 2019 New York Comedy Festival, won Philly’s Phunniest 2019, appeared at Limestone Comedy Festival 2021 and at SF Sketchfest 2023. He was also just named a Timeout NY Comic to Watch in 2025. He has over 290K followers combined on Instagram and TikTok. He currently lives in Jersey City with his two roommates, John and Alo.

Tom Thakkar is a comedian, podcaster, and writer living in Los Angeles, CA. He started his career in Bloomington, Indiana, where he was born and raised, a half Indian man with a deadbeat Indian father who he never met. Tom moved up the midwest circuit, and was named a New Face by the Just For Laughs festival in Montreal, and quickly moved to New York, and eventually to Los Angeles. He's now been seen on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, CONAN, Comedy Central Presents, This Week at the Comedy Cellar, and much much more. 

In New York, he became a regular at the world famous Comedy Cellar, and works at almost every club in the city. He can also be heard as a regular on everybody's favorite new podcast "Are You Garbage," as well as on "We Might Be Drunk," "The Honeydew," "Doug Loves Movies," "Never Not Funny," "All Fantasy Everything," and more. Tom also hosted the Comedy Central podcast, "Stand Up with Tom Thakkar," and popular comedy/music podcast "Stand By Your Band," with Tommy McNamara.

Ray Lau is a Cantonese American standup comedian. His style has been praised by audiences for being unique, relatable, lighthearted, and playful. Ray’s most viral joke is about the “Chipotle Bean Scheme” and has been seen millions of times online. He was featured on Netflix Is A Joke’s “Introducing…” series, Don't Tell Comedy’s filmed secret sets, and was on Season 2 of Iliza Schlesinger’s The Locals. You can often see Ray performing live across Southern California and all over the country.